I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.