The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.