It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.