You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.