Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.