Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

Please don't stand up on my account.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.