Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.