It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.