I have too much money invested in sweaters.

I can still chase women, only downhill

Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.