You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.