I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.