Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.