He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.