It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.