Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.