Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.