The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.