The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.