There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.