The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.