The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.