Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.
Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.