Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green

Lots of travel, away from home.