Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

I can still chase women, only downhill

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.