You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.