Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
I got my start in silent radio.