You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.