Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
What do gardeners do when they retire?