What do gardeners do when they retire?
My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.