I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
I got my start in silent radio.
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?