You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
What do gardeners do when they retire?
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?