I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.

I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

I got my start in silent radio.