I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.
Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.