What do gardeners do when they retire?
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.