A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.

My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.

I got my start in silent radio.

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"