It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
What do gardeners do when they retire?
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.