If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.

I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"