My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

I got my start in silent radio.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?

What do gardeners do when they retire?

When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?