Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!