A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!