With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.