Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.