You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?