You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
What do gardeners do when they retire?
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!