I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
What do gardeners do when they retire?
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.