The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.