You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.