My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.