If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
I got my start in silent radio.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.