My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
Bob MonkhouseYou can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
Bob MonkhouseI'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Bob Monkhouse