I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.