With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.