Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

What do gardeners do when they retire?

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.

When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.