It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?