I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?

I got my start in silent radio.

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.