When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.