What do gardeners do when they retire?
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?