It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?