When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now

I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.