When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.

It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.