I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.