With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.