Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!