Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.