I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
I got my start in silent radio.
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.