When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.