I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?