I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.