I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now
Bob MonkhouseA tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
Bob MonkhouseYou can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
Bob Monkhouse