When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
What do gardeners do when they retire?
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.