My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?