What do gardeners do when they retire?
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.