A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now

I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!