A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

What do gardeners do when they retire?

Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.