My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
Bob MonkhouseI'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Bob MonkhouseDulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
Bob Monkhouse