I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!
My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.