My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?