This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.

I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

Don't be silly and don't waste your time.

Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.

Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.

I don't have a stack of scripts...