Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

I kind of do it in my head, then I'll try pieces of it on stage and if it looks promising, I'll put it together.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.

Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.