Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
I kind of do it in my head, then I'll try pieces of it on stage and if it looks promising, I'll put it together.
The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.
I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.
As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.
It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.