Funny is funny is funny.

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.

You may not think I'm a sex symbol, but I became a father at the age of 48. Now young people think of me as a mini-folk hero because it's difficult for them to believe a man of my age is sexually active.

The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.

When you're going for a joke, you're stuck out there if it doesn't work. There's nowhere to go. You've done the drum role and the cymbal clash and you're out on the end of the plank.

I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.

Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.