Funny is funny is funny.

Stammering is different than stuttering. Stutterers have trouble with the letters, while stammerers trip over entire parts of a sentence. We stammerers generally think of ourselves as very bright. My own private theory is that stammerers have so many ideas swirling around their brains at once that they can't get them all out, though I haven't found any scientific evidence to back that up.

Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.

The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four or five years. There still is, a little bit.

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.