All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'
I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.
The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.
I don't have a stack of scripts...
There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.
One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with me because I'll make you look bad, which I had to do, because you wind up with drunks and loud people.