I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.

I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'

Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.

Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from crying. And I guess if you ever get me crying, I might not stop. This is the way I look at tragedy or else I'll cry.