I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

I have no agenda, nothing to control.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.