One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.