At the end of the day it's the end of the day.
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
When you have a good time there is no time.
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.