One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.

I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.