One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.