Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.
It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.