When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
At the end of the day it's the end of the day.
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.