Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.

It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.

I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.