I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; theyโre both in my car and I want you to see them
Bob SagetIf you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.
Bob SagetFriend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
Bob SagetSometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
Bob Saget