A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.