Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.
I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.