Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?